Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Buddha's Return
Buddha has now been secured to the wall with a stainless steel screw hidden behind her left ear.
You can see the dangerous proximity of the bedroom door - which we had left open with only the screen between me and the monster who knocked Buddha over.
She (they are always too cute to be men) sustained a bruised nose
and a contused wound to the neck when she somersaulted over the brick wall - you can see the brick dust in the wound
Trials with ordinary plasters (that's what the Brits call band aids)
She felt happier with the purple ones
A complete recovery (of Buddha) is expected in a couple of days. What about William you ask?
You can see the dangerous proximity of the bedroom door - which we had left open with only the screen between me and the monster who knocked Buddha over.
She (they are always too cute to be men) sustained a bruised nose
and a contused wound to the neck when she somersaulted over the brick wall - you can see the brick dust in the wound
Trials with ordinary plasters (that's what the Brits call band aids)
She felt happier with the purple ones
A complete recovery (of Buddha) is expected in a couple of days. What about William you ask?
I don't think there is any hope of HIS recovery.
I can imagine the daughters' in law saying "your dad is losing it!"
I an imagine Lorraine saying the the apostrophe is in the wrong place! Lynn Truss too probably.
# posted by william @ 6:19 PM 
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You have too much spare time.
I don't think there should be an apostrophe at all! I am probably wrong though
I don't think there should be an apostrophe at all! I am probably wrong though
Nurse Tim (this is how he likes to be addressed on the days he is a Nurse - yesterday he was a Policeman, and the day before that he was Postman Tim) was horrified that you didn't administer a 'Winne the Pooh' plaster. They are the magic ones you know, and they make everything better.
E
E
# posted by 
: 3:38 AM
: 3:38 AM
How does E have so much time to write all these comments?
As for the Buddha - what about orange plasters surely they must make things better and certainly you can get exactly the colour you want in the US?
Not at all convinced about babysitting KP in the night, but if she is awake at the same time(s) as J we could all 4 have a party!
MK
As for the Buddha - what about orange plasters surely they must make things better and certainly you can get exactly the colour you want in the US?
Not at all convinced about babysitting KP in the night, but if she is awake at the same time(s) as J we could all 4 have a party!
MK
# posted by : 1:38 PM
: 1:38 PM
Oh yes I have lots of time - this motherhood lark is such a doddle......!!!!!!
I'm not really in the party mood at 3am, 4am and 5am respectively
E (the one with lots of time !)
I'm not really in the party mood at 3am, 4am and 5am respectively
E (the one with lots of time !)
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
I can't see the "hidden screw"!
Why did you use the big steel one as well?
No apostrophe needed.
This was an act of god in order that Buddha would be dicussed sympathetically.(on reflection, perhaps a blog reader did it in order to change the subject - a master move!)
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Why did you use the big steel one as well?
No apostrophe needed.
This was an act of god in order that Buddha would be dicussed sympathetically.(on reflection, perhaps a blog reader did it in order to change the subject - a master move!)
# posted by : 1:27 PM
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